What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 00:38
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
Still no good.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Can you name an example of bad parenting?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Are you already having anal sex?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
What was your first gay male experience?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Then came..
How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?
No, not a chance
So they tried
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What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Here’s why exercise is so important if you’re a cancer survivor - The Washington Post